Marx, Engels and Lenin are in a bar, discussing whether it’s better to have a wife or a mistress.
Marx immediately says he would prefer a wife, while Engels says a mistress is far superior. Lenin laughs at both of them and says he wants both. “How will you have time for anything else?” asks Marx.
“Simple,” says Lenin, “I will tell my wife I’m going to my mistress, I’ll tell my mistress I’m going to my wife, and I’ll hide in my study and learn, learn, learn!”
(the funny part is that’s what he actually did before the October revolution, when he hid in Switzerland)
(via communistjokes)
